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You noob C: :pats head: Its ok you ignorant child, soon enough your intelligence will increase and you can upgrade your career goals to a janitor of your local McDonald's!! :smiles blankly at you creepily:
Hey! Anyone would be lucky to become a janitor! MR DAVE WAS THE NICEST JANITOR I EVER KNEW, AND EVERYBODY LOOFED HIM! HE HAD SO MUCH LOOF IN HIS LIFE. YOU WOULD BE LUCKY TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING HALF AS GOOD AS HIM! I SUPPOSE YOU ONLY THINK HIGH PAyING PROFESSIONAL JOBS ARE WORTHWHILE? GOOD LUCK FINDING HAPpiness n00b! Ugh AND I'M THE IGNORANT ONE? Pshhh.You need to learn a few things about life! ):o
Did you know who Mr Dave The Janitor really was? If you had paid any attention to the recent crime sprees across the United States, you would be well aware that Mr Dave The Janitor was not loofed and did not live a lucky life. He was linked to the original Italian Families (aka the mob), and the Mexican Drug Cartels. His nickname was ''El Lasagna Loko'' or ''The Crazy Lasagna'' because of his criminal ties with both countries. His crime sprees consisted of serial activity that consisted of the continual killing of janitors, robbing elderly care facilities and day care centers, selling a new hybrid drug known as CRAZY LASAGNA (he is narcissistic and named it after himself to make him more well known) that still has a chemical formula that has been unable to be broken down by scientists, and the occasional shooting of cattle ranches. This crime spree stopped after SWAT was made aware of his location in his backwoods shanty in Michigan, and they casually blasted the place with several rounds of fire for each of the 20 officers. The body of Mr Dave The Janitor, or ''El Lasagna Loko'', was so badly gunned down that his whole body was a liquid formation splattered all over his property. After his death, it was nationally televised just like the killing of Osama bin laden. The president, Barack Obama, even gave a speech stating: ''If only this mad had experienced true loof in his life as well as genuine luck, it may have prevented him to grow into such a vile man.'' As you can tell, Mr Dave The Janitor was indeed the nicest janitor, very loofed, and EXTREMELY lucky.
THIS IS GREAT! I ALWAYS FORGET THAT THIS FONT ALWAYS CAPITALIZES EVERYTHING SO THERE IS NO POINT IN CAPITALIZING EVERYTHING! Uhm oops :D
ReplyDeleteYou noob C:
Delete:pats head:
Its ok you ignorant child, soon enough your intelligence will increase and you can upgrade your career goals to a janitor of your local McDonald's!!
:smiles blankly at you creepily:
Hey! Anyone would be lucky to become a janitor! MR DAVE WAS THE NICEST JANITOR I EVER KNEW, AND EVERYBODY LOOFED HIM! HE HAD SO MUCH LOOF IN HIS LIFE. YOU WOULD BE LUCKY TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING HALF AS GOOD AS HIM! I SUPPOSE YOU ONLY THINK HIGH PAyING PROFESSIONAL JOBS ARE WORTHWHILE? GOOD LUCK FINDING HAPpiness n00b! Ugh AND I'M THE IGNORANT ONE? Pshhh.You need to learn a few things about life! ):o
DeleteThere's more to life than money.
DeleteDid you know who Mr Dave The Janitor really was?
DeleteIf you had paid any attention to the recent crime sprees across the United States,
you would be well aware that Mr Dave The Janitor was not loofed and did not live a lucky life.
He was linked to the original Italian Families (aka the mob),
and the Mexican Drug Cartels.
His nickname was ''El Lasagna Loko'' or ''The Crazy Lasagna'' because of his criminal ties with both countries.
His crime sprees consisted of serial activity that consisted of the continual killing of janitors, robbing elderly care facilities and day care centers, selling a new hybrid drug known as CRAZY LASAGNA (he is narcissistic and named it after himself to make him more well known) that still has a chemical formula that has been unable to be broken down by scientists, and the occasional shooting of cattle ranches.
This crime spree stopped after SWAT was made aware of his location in his backwoods shanty in Michigan,
and they casually blasted the place with several rounds of fire for each of the 20 officers.
The body of Mr Dave The Janitor, or ''El Lasagna Loko'', was so badly gunned down that his whole body was a liquid formation splattered all over his property.
After his death,
it was nationally televised just like the killing of Osama bin laden.
The president, Barack Obama, even gave a speech stating:
''If only this mad had experienced true loof in his life as well as genuine luck, it may have prevented him to grow into such a vile man.''
As you can tell,
Mr Dave The Janitor was indeed the nicest janitor, very loofed, and EXTREMELY lucky.
Omg I can't believe Obama uses the word loof we have truely changed the world c':
DeleteWe are now national trend setters bab3 ;)
DeleteIkr bb
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